February 2012
glassmoth:
If you want to ruin your self esteem try on bathing suits
nucleur:
why the fuck arent you flirting with me
garyfromteenmom:
some1 make out w/ me
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i find it really weird how a lot of people on here think im pretty but no one irl thinks so. whateva
1612th:
vocaroo:
morphs into lunchbag rodriguez
himapapaftw:
i love boobs
wow i love boobs
boobs are great
nucleur:
life would be so much easier as a donut
disabledporn:
We are not true friends until I have farted in front of you
guccimom:
dark hair and blue eyes is the best combination fff f f f f ff f f f f
coagulates:
my main goal in life is to turn into a boy
manchesterorgasm:
if a girl fucks ten guys in a year, she’s a slut. if a guy does it, he’s gay, definitely gay.
shroom-s:
i’m sad i’m sad i’m sad i’m sad i’m sad i’m sad
i’m sad i’m sad i’m sad i’m sad i’m...
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if i ever meet Brandon flowers i am going to lick his face
spicyjew:
facebook app requests
textposter:
you really dont need an FAQ
spicyjew:
12 year olds who are in the “it’s complicated” relationship option on facebook
beyoncebeytwice:
when a website doesn’t let me copy an image i just take a snapshot of it
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guys i popped my super huge pimple and it was the first time I’ve ever popped a pimple it was scary
beyoncebeytwice:
this is the ballad
of the salad
bodypartss:
someone: we need an idea for Hot Topic t-shirts
someone else: how about charlie the unicorn
someone: that is old as fuck no one care about THAT shit anymore,,,
someone else: what about edgy emo tees????
someone: no.... thats too obvious......
genius: IVE GOT IT
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
someone: but we've already done that like a hundred times
genius: WAIT LET ME FINISH
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM......
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
genius: WITH "U MAD?" WRITTEN UNDER IT IN ALL CAPS WITH BIG BLUE LETTERS
the conference room is quiet
everyone stares in awe at the genius
someone begins to stand up and clap
the others begin to stand up and clap as well until the room is roaring with loud clapping sounds
someone: its PERFECT
everyone starts crying at the sheer beauty
one million shirts are manufactured and shipped to hot topic stores across the globe
hot topic sales go up 100% that week
jasonfreese:
does anyone else have inside jokes with themselves because i know i do
sadpenis:
soulja boy meets world
“i deleted my facebook because i hate drama and fake people!”
– girls on twitter (via thatsmoderatelyraven)
youvegotasmile:
imagine tomorrow we all woke up and razr phones were popular again
frostitution:
EVERYTHING IS SO MUCH FUNNIER WHEN YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO LAUGH
fugrats:
fergalicious deaf